The Boss with Friction

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Privacy Policy

We detest corporate surveillance as much as you do. We have no interest in harvesting your life story to justify our existence. This policy explains exactly what data we collect, why we collect it, and where it goes. No legalese, just the reality.

What We Collect and Why

Your Email Address: If you voluntarily sign up for our mailing list, we collect your email. We use this strictly to notify you when we release new music, drop new merchandise, or play a physical show. That is the entire transaction.

Basic Analytics: We use Google Analytics to monitor the pulse of this website. This system collects basic telemetry: page views, your general location (e.g., the city you are tuning in from), and the referral source that brought you here. We use this solely to see if anyone is actually listening, and we've configured it to limit ad-related tracking signals.

Cookies

Google Analytics uses cookies to track the site metrics mentioned above. We do not use them to retarget you with ads or build a profile of your habits, though Google's own systems operate under their own data policies.

Third-Party Links

This site contains escape hatches linking out to DistroKid, Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube, and [MERCH PLATFORM]Add merch platform name. The second you click one of those links, you leave our site and enter their corporate panopticon. We do not control their servers, their tracking methods, or their terms of service. You are subject to their data policies the moment you arrive on their platforms.

How to Disappear (Opt-Out & Deletion)

If you no longer want to receive our emails, simply click the unsubscribe link located at the bottom of any broadcast we send. If you want us to completely and permanently delete your email address and any associated data from our records, send a direct request to [YOUR EMAIL]Add data-deletion contact email. We will wipe the file.

Children Under 13

This music is entirely about the crushing weight of adult corporate misery. This website and its content are not directed at children under the age of 13. We do not knowingly collect data from anyone under 13. If you are under 13, close the tab.

Policy Updates

This document is the permanent baseline. We collect almost nothing, we sell absolutely nothing, and we are not going to flood your inbox with a revised policy every time a new piece of data legislation is drafted. These terms stand.